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Friday, May 05, 2006
TYPED BY STUMP
This is the first outing with my new prosthetic fingers. Those of you wondering where I've been -- if any of you have actually noticed -- might wonder what I mean by this. Well...no sooner had I finished that last post over a year ago than Vinny turned on me again in all his southern Italian viciousness. This time he did a thorough job, and didn't even bother to apologize. He removed every single one of my fingers with the same paper guillotine as last time, and then put them in a food mixer and chopped them up into little pieces in front of my eyes. My only compensation was to besmirch him from head to foot with a vigorous fountain of projectilely vomited lunch, which had been heavy on tomato sauce. Unfortunately, I then ruined the effect by myself collapsing into it as it puddled on the greasy floor of the disgusting restaurant kitchen he borrowed for this vileness.
I still have no idea why he did it, and I don't suppose I ever will. The Yeshiva boy took care of him -- he is a more effective operator than I had given him credit for -- and Vinny has been fed to the bluefish in the harbor.
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