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Monday, January 17, 2005

FUNDAMENTAL ISSUES DOMINATE PROCEEDINGS

It has taken almost a month to recover from the impressively vigorous brush up that Mrs. Windsor delivered to me on the day of my last post. Unlubricated broom handles are hard to take even when inserted gently, but the crumbly faced lady in question was not, alas, feeling gentle. So while the handle was not as thick as the sailor who cornered me in the engine room of H.M.S. Endymion when I was serving under la C's swain and split me asunder so that it took 20 stitches to put me together again, its unforgiving rigidity and essentially limitless length allowed scope for internal injuries that the Bellevue docs said they had never seen before.

Meanwhile Rory, the cause of the entire incident, came to visit me in hospital and told me that both Dolores and Alison, who has barely broken two digits in age, are pregnant.




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