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Sunday, August 01, 2004

TITIANNA'S DAD DEAD MAN WALKING

The car rental people were unsympathetic to my explanation of the complete trashing of the Porsche. It also transpires that tiTianna, although she looks 25, is only in fact 16. Probably the result of smoking since she was 9. So, discretion being the better part of valor, I decided that pursuing her father for the money for the car, at the risk of being locked up for statutory rape, was not in line with my superior intelligence.

My seduction of tiTianna accordingly cost me $45,000.

Without wishing to be ungallant, I have to say that she was not worth it.

Her dad, who glories in the name of Paulie Prostate, is apparently big in garbage haulage in Queens. Vinny assures me he can be dealt with without annoying anyone big. I have therefore asked Vinny to deal with him. He will start with the body of the Escalade, and then move on to Paulie's own tattoo-emblazoned flesh. Vengeance is sweet, oh so very sweet.

I have, meanwhile, been back in the city and visiting Wanda in her apartment at the Pierre on a daily basis. She has definitely been practicing with someone else, as she has a whole new bag of tricks. As it is a very high quality bag, however, I am loath to complain. The sensual benefits accruing to me from her brazen infidelity are too substantial to permit petty jealousy. The things she has learned to do with her tongue must surely be illegal.




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