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HAMISH DIXON'S DIARY
Monday, December 08, 2003

SHALL I VINNIFY DOLORES?

I simply don’t know what to do about Dolores. I’m beginning to wonder if I shouldn’t ask Vinny to have a word with her. She seems to think I’m having an affair with a woman called Lola. The only Lola I know is a friend of our daughter Lydia. If I am a pervert, I am certainly not the sort of pervert who keeps 5 year olds as their mistresses in a luxury apartment in the Pierre. Dolores isn’t completely wrong, of course: I certainly am fucking someone else- i.e. Wanda. In fact, I’m fucking a whole series of other women – in series, rather than in parallel. In other cases I am allowing myself to be pleasured like the rich successful man I am. Frankly, I have earned those blow jobs. But they are all women, and not a single one of them is called Lola. Moreover Lola is the ugliest little girl I have ever set eyes on.

Meanwhile, I spent the entire day dealing with a tenant of one of my midtown towers who seemed to think I should reduce his rent simply because he can’t afford to pay it. Watching my tenants go painfully out of business is one of the few pleasures of being a major New York landlord and right now their pain is exquisite. Why would I want to reduce my pleasure?




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